It isn’t easy having a good time. Even smiling makes my face ache

“Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb, we are bound to others. Past and present. And by each crime, and every kindness, we birth our future.”

Why watch porn when you just can watch scenes like this in LotR?

Lord of the Rings meme » one movie - The Return of the King

“Now come the days of the king. May they be blessed.”